A Kitty Haiku

My name is Jekels.

I'm afraid of the vacuum.

Feed me already.

This is my husband...

Ain't he cute? 

We have some important things in common...

but mostly...

we are opposites.

(Insert obvious saying here... something about attraction ;)

Tonight we had a conversation, it went like this:

Me:  What are you doing? *noticing his change of clothes*

Him:  Going to work out. *we have a treadmill in our office/gym*

Me:  I'm gonna come watch you.

Him:  Why??

Me:  So maybe it'll motivate me to workout.

Him:  I don't want you to "watch" me work out.

Me:  Why? We used to go to the gym together... I've seen you work out.

 All I wanna do is hang out with you tonight (insert pouty face) *look I whine sometimes... ahem*

Him:  Ok fine... you can come in there... but you have to listen to the music I choose.

Me:  Nevermind.

:)

This is my husband...

He's cute...

and he knows how to work an angle on his wife.